Sunday, May 29, 2005

The farm and the village idiot

This is what the big, rugged Texan had on his T-shirt in Seattle-Tacoma Airport:

PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Vegetarian: Ancient tribal name for the village idiot who could not hunt, fish, ride or trap.

I guess I'm the village idiot, and my name is Bubba.


May the farm be with you

Long, long ago in a galaxy far away.....

No, this ain't a speel on the glories of Star Wars, and why Jabba the hut was a genius. You don't need to be a consumer of wholesome organic food or need to love your veggies, but I can assure you that you will love STORE WARS. Requires flash and five minutes, and is well worth it.

Now you know why potatoes are so bad, they're good.


Srikanth said...

Non-vegetarian: Modern euphemism for members of cannabalistic tribes. They have to taste animal flesh, lest they should relapse. ;)

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Anonymous said...

Meat is murder.. Tasty, tasty murder!