Sunday, May 29, 2005

The farm and the village idiot

This is what the big, rugged Texan had on his T-shirt in Seattle-Tacoma Airport:

PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Vegetarian: Ancient tribal name for the village idiot who could not hunt, fish, ride or trap.

I guess I'm the village idiot, and my name is Bubba.

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May the farm be with you

Long, long ago in a galaxy far away.....

No, this ain't a speel on the glories of Star Wars, and why Jabba the hut was a genius. You don't need to be a consumer of wholesome organic food or need to love your veggies, but I can assure you that you will love STORE WARS. Requires flash and five minutes, and is well worth it.

Now you know why potatoes are so bad, they're good.

3 comments:

Srikanth said...

Non-vegetarian: Modern euphemism for members of cannabalistic tribes. They have to taste animal flesh, lest they should relapse. ;)

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Anonymous said...

Meat is murder.. Tasty, tasty murder!