Quotable quotes I’ve seen on car bumper stickers (which were so good that I ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHERE I saw them).
“Everyone who is a wanderer is not lost” (my apartment parking lot).
“Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them” (College Station, Texas).
“Gun control is not about guns, it’s about control” (Washington State, on I-5).
“We are Microsoft Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated” (Redmond, Washington, right near Microsoft building 32).
“My other car bumper sticker is funny” (University of Washington, Seattle C-10 parking lot).
“My karma ran over your dogma” (College Station, Texas).
“There are two kinds of pedestrians….the quick and the dead” (Manhattan, New York City).
“Computer literacy? You mean my computer can read?” (Urbana, Illinois).
“I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you” (seen on I-5, SR520 (both in Washington State), in Texas, AND in Illinois. This one is clearly a bestseller, and rightly so).
Do you remember any (do not google for them :-))?